While some people want to be a blue cow

...All I want is a gun and a mule, so I could say beauties like these:

"Adios amigos"
"See, my mule don't like people laughing"
" Get three coffins ready"
"Too bad you have to die"
" Go ahead, make my day"
"Do you feel lucky?"

And then, I'd go PUM! bAM! PUM! And you wouldn't even see my hand! That fast I'd be!